Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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