He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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