did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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