I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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