Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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