Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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