So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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