i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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