He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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