i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I did not marry a roomba.
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