Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If that was your dad, he is hot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
