ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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