break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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