Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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