I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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