Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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