gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I will be naked everywhere
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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