I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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