I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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