I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I need water and some morals
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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