plz talk dirty to me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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