Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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