They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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