school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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