toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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