Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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