i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
