If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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