I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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