were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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