I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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