buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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