I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Bring me that man meat
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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