Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl is more easily done than said...
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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