Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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