At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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