Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think I sprained my soul last night
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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