You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All the doctor said was why
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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