If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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