haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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