went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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