somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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