I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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