normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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