Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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