Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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