Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
