She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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