I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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