You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You have to summon your inner elephant
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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