Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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