He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
