Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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