how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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