we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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