So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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